I am jealous, and I wouldn't even care if I got radiation poisoning because that amazing glowing red radiation button would distract me with its terrifying awesomeness.
On another note, I think ontdcreepy is making my life creepier (their FFAs are so amazing. I didn't know I how easily addictive weird EVPs were until now.). Last night I woke up to somebody screaming outside in the street. Then, whoever it was starting laughing and singing... so yeah, that made it worse, but it also meant nobody was getting shanked. I think. I mean, they were probably drunk or high or god knows what. Probably. :/
Also, I LOL'D. Then I was terrified. People hire evil clowns to stalk, send creepy texts, and phone people threatening messages ... not as an act of revenge, but as a BIRTHDAY GIFT. WHAT. .